You know what time it is. It's time to sit in a luxuriating bath and rub smooth, expensive body wash all over your arms. After that, you can slowly and seductively apply body lotion to your arms (legs are not necessary) to keep them soft during these increasingly chilly days. Once they're all dry and ready, you can slip on some long satin gloves to prepare them for the glamour of scrolling through a list of 31 memes that are simply to die for.
Okay, maybe looking at memes isn't so interesting that you need a full-scale beauty regiment for your fingers before you do it, but wouldn't that be fun? Isn't it a hoot to treat the unglamorous things in life like going on the internet like you would a night in with your lover or a night on the town? Why are you so afraid to make the mundane marvelous? Let's flip the script.
Okay, maybe looking at memes isn't so interesting that you need a full-scale beauty regiment for your fingers before you do it, but wouldn't that be fun? Isn't it a hoot to treat the unglamorous things in life like going on the internet like you would a night in with your lover or a night on the town? Why are you so afraid to make the mundane marvelous? Let's flip the script.
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