If you're a parent in America this time of year, odds are you're helping your child pick out their Halloween costume, and they've changed their idea at least 3 times already. Back in the day, we used to just cut some hole in a big white sheet and call ourselves ghosts. Nowadays everyone wants a bespoke costume so they can be some obscure character from a TV show or some kind of skibidi toilet… whatever that means. When I was a kid my mom would just say "You want a Halloween costume? Go roll around in the dirt and call yourself a Hobo."
That wouldn't quite fly these days, but it built character. So if you're a parent who's burnt out on trips to Spirit Halloween, give these tweets a scroll. They will keep you company while you binge eat candy corn and clean pumpkin guts off of your kitchen floors.
That wouldn't quite fly these days, but it built character. So if you're a parent who's burnt out on trips to Spirit Halloween, give these tweets a scroll. They will keep you company while you binge eat candy corn and clean pumpkin guts off of your kitchen floors.